Tuesday, April 14, 2009

The State of the Economy in the United States

Good evening my fellow Americans,

It has come to my attention recently that Little Tree Air Fresheners have begun to air advertisements on television. Last time I checked, they were the only car air freshener company. You know things are bad when Little Tree Air Fresheners has to start making commercials. Are people not buying them anymore? Things are bad, and apparently not getting better. Sorry for the doom and gloom, but now its officially a recession. You heard it first here.

You're all welcome for the topical blog entry,
Michael

2 comments:

  1. you know you are in a recession when they're covering it on the view - they actually had someone on to discuss it with them/explain it to them...pulled up a map of the US color coated in areas of Unaffected, At Risk, and Recession - every state was either already at risk or in recession

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  2. what. this post isn't even funny. and no, you know you're in a recession when old navy commercials do not even feature real people anymore, just mannequin dialogue.

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