Today at camp was absolutely ridiculous, and i must tell you all about it.
Scene 1: Boys Locker Room after swimming.
Context: Most of the children have already changed. There are three children left in the locker room. One of the children has been given a time out but must change first. the other two are just extremely slow changers.
Time Out Child is taking a very long time to change, and is now nude.
Child: I am going to pee.
Counselor: Please Do not pee.
-Child leans back, then proceeds to urinate on locker room floor.
Thats not even the worst part.
Next, other child who is taking long to change, decides to go jump and play in the pee puddle. He then proceeds to slip and fall into the pee puddle. He is removed from pee and is told to change. He then goes back into the pee puddle and slips again. Is then whisked away to rinse off in the shower. Child who peed then decides to throw the child's clothes and things who was playing in the pee, into the pee. So one child's clothing, and swim goggles ended up in a pile of pee.
Unbelievable. Hope it was funny. When you see me next i can act out the story which makes it much funnier.
enjoy your week.
love,
Michael
Grilled Pizza
14 years ago
awesome. i hope it was as funny in person as it was to read and not frustrating. those kids sound like they are a lot to handle.
ReplyDeleteit was one of the funniest things i have ever seen.
ReplyDeletehaha that's hilarious but i am holding you to acting it out!
ReplyDelete